What's Biff's Story?
On his way from school, pretty teenager Biff Hardrock accepted a dare soon found himself fighting for his life in a raging river. But instead of drowning, he was miraculously saved and taken to a strangeand exotic compound of lush green mounds of Vladivostkava and majestic schnitzel. But the universal balance and harmony was threatened by a bald headed nutcase.
Protected by a pack of thrill seeking baboon-like heroes known as Hahn and Axel, pretty Biff conquers ruthlessly destructive nutcase and preserves the future of ubaboon.com
The battle for the universe was won through the power of love, friendship and magical inner strength. Our pretty Biff can proudly stand tall knowing that he has the best potato head and is a blow arse.
Biff's Hobbies are...
Manicures, blow-drying his hair, waxing his knee caps, playing hide and seek whilst eating chocolate pudding, figuring out how to create longer sentances than one word questions, working on his monotone acting skills, working on his modelling career - which is still in progress, teaching local kids in the community how to break dance, bust a move and pop a cap.
